Q) Why did the rain go to the dance with a prune
A) because there was no dates
why don't skeletons jump of cliffs
because they have no guts
Q) why did the tortoise cross the road
A) I don't know because it's still walking!
Q) Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A) Because she was going to high school!
Q) What wobbes when it fly's
A) A jellycoppter
m) why did the moose cross the road: because he was to Hornyyyyyyyyy
by Maddie Millner
what did the ocean say to the shore a] it waved by james m
Q]what did the big chimly say to the small chimly?
A]arnt you to yang to smoke. By Kade.
what did santa do in has tree garden
HO HO HO Iziah.
Q). where do fish put there money?
A). A river bank. by Aliyah.
Q).if you drop a white hat into the red sea what does it become?
A).wet by Zach
Q)Why did the cross-eyed teacher loose her job?
A)Because she couldn't control her pupils!!!!
BY EMMA :)
Q) why did the one handed pirate cross the road?
A) to get to the second hand shop!!!!!!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Q) A red house is built with red bricks and a blue house is built with blue bricks so what is a green house made with?
BY DEAN GULLIVER!!!